bludget

a female pickpocket

a woman common theif

Every man is a sucker to the sticky fingers of the East River Bludget

by starrats December 29, 2007

Bag of badgers

A term to describe a high level of insanity displayed by a person. Think about it for a second. A bunch of badgers in a bag would be going MENTAL.

Paul: "Why did you break up with that girl?"
Matt: "Seriously, she was as mad as a bag of badgers."

by munkimatt September 28, 2010

Badger & Blade

Badger & Blade is a heavily moderated, second-rate traditional wet-shaving forum composed mostly of no-talent, boring men that have nothing better to do than talk about shaving to the point of insane obsession. They pride themselves as being a "gentleman's" forum but this is just like a silly brand name for them to make it sound welcoming.

They also ban many important vendors and bloggers in the wet-shaving community because they like to keep it a closed, biased police-state type of community.

Other popular topics on the forum include food, alcohol, tobacco & firearms...typical things that a depressed, below-average IQ man having a midlife crisis would enjoy discussing.

Most of the moderators are pretentious middle-aged losers who will ban people indiscriminately for even the littlest infraction or for questioning a mod's opinion. The forum also has a group of "stewards" who are basically lowly ass-kissing servants for the mods.

In short, the site is a complete waste of bandwidth.

"Badger & Blade is quite lame and just a waste of time"

by Monist January 9, 2014

honey badger

The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.

A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.

Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit. It just takes what it wants!

by herpy July 26, 2011

badger

Verb. To bother incessantly.

"Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

football badgers

A Euro 2004 Version of the popular site, badgerbadgerbadger.com.

Visit it at www.footballbadgers.com

Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, England! Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, Engand! Football, Football!

GOOOOOOOAL! A GOAL! OH, IT'S A GOAL!

by Vanilla Coke Kid June 14, 2004

dig up a badger and bum it

To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.

"I'm so horny, I could dig up a badger and bum it!"

by Jaffy23 July 16, 2008