Bryan is a cool
guy. He’s funny and weird but that’s not the point. Bryan likes to watch duck videos and he lost his kid jr at dollar general. In fact, he’s selling him for 10$ because he’s poor at the moment. Also, did you know Bryan isn’t
ugly. That’s right, Bryan is NOT
ugly. It has been scientifically proven that Bryan González is not
ugly. He also is very very good at soccer but refuses to go to college and play soccer. He declines every email so don’t bother emailing him. Bryan goes to Bandera HS, so if you see a really
cool soccer player in the hallways you’ll know that’s him. You won’t miss him, just look for a weirdo that’s always wearing earbuds. You should meet a Bryan González, they’re pretty
cool.