Nokia Brick

The big and bulky phones that were produced by Nokia from the 1990s up to the smartphone era, such as the legendary Nokia 3310. Nokia is known for producing smartphones that are very durable, but the Nokia Bricks trump them in every way. Move out of the way iPhones, with your pathetically weak screens! The Nokia Bricks are in town to prove that the Earth will crack apart before their screens do!

Kid: Dad, I dropped my iPhone and now it's got a broken screen!
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.

by UltramanVectis October 15, 2015

talking to a brick wall

Talking to a brick wall means that you are talking to someone who can't comprehend what the person is saying

I'm fr talking to a brick wall rn, nvm.

by Sabriiinaaa February 10, 2017

Bricker

Someone that you blame everything on.

🎵 Blame it on Bricker 🎵

by crazedllama123 February 26, 2019

brick dust

A substance that is thrown into doorways to ward off those one can not trust.

Bitch, I'm gonna throw some brick dust on this doorway so you can't get me, Pussy!

by Mary Anne Mason January 2, 2006

Brick Layer

A person who takes a monstrous dump in a public bathroom and doesn't flush. Usually there is a posse of poopers like this (a Brick Layer's union) who will build an unflushable wall of turds. This is mainly done to offend people and piss them and the janitor off.

I was going to take a shit at the Dollar General crapper, but a bunch of brick layers had been there and clogged the toilet up. I admired their pile and wished I could lay such a brick but sadly, I haven't had a solid turd in years.

by Jim E. Junk May 3, 2006

Millwall Brick

The Millwall brick was discovered when police began to wonder why so many Millwall supporters were carrying copies of the broadsheet Times Newspaper.

Correctly folded it could be converted into a weapon that could punch a hole in a dry lining plasterboard wall.

I got my skull fractured by a Millwall Brick.

by Festa May 17, 2006

Brick

An extended period of time

To wait for a long time

(Marty called Randolph)

Marty: Yo I haven't seen you in a brick, wanna chill?

Randolph: Yeah sure.

"Yo man this uber is taking a brick to get here"

by Cheddar Cheese Clan (C.C.C) May 29, 2015