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break the seal

Certain species of Seal are naturally resistant to
training by humans. This is due to their wild, savage nature.
However, with some patience and a steady supply of fresh fish, most seals *can* be trained.

A human seal trainer is said to have "broken the seal" when the Seal correctly fetches a chilled beverage, such as a Moslon Golden or perhaps a delicious Molson Dry from the polar ice, in exchange for a handful of anchovies.

Anchovies are delicious.
Carlsson: Ya hey der, Ole!

Ole: Hey der!

Carlsson: Say den, it looks like you've finally done break the seal den der!

Ole: Oh, ya! He'll only retrieve for me a light beer though. I think he's trying to tell me I'm too fat!

Carlsson: Well heck der, Ole! You did have the double helpin' of Martha's lutefisk and potatoes, ya know!

Ole: Ya.
by Helmut Linderhoff July 13, 2007
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Break your skull with my dick

To fuck someone in the face so hard, it would probably damage their skull in the process. Can be used in an argument between two guys.
On XBox 360: "Hey, why don't you give me your address so I can come over and break your skull with my dick"!?
by AK862 February 22, 2011
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break date

A date that takes place when a couple goes out during one of their breaks at work.
Jared: Hey man, you wanna go get some drinks?

Mike: Nah man, I can't. I have a break date with Sara in 15 min. It's her last chance for the day.

Jared: Dude, you're so whipped.

Mike: You're weak!
by Philbert Turtle January 18, 2010
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break room

A room in the office of a company that contains a refrigerator, microwave, keurig machine, and sink. The food it contains includes various sandwich meats, breads, cheeses, soups, health food bars, cereals, and pre-prepared foods brought by other companies for staff to share.
Man, I'm sure glad we have this break room and not same lame-ass cafeteria or kitchen.

Can you believe Matt called this a kitchen? It doesn't even have a stove . What an idiot.

I heard Rob called this break room a cafeteria, but it doesn't even look close to a Furr's. What an idiot.
by Smartolddudefromthewordnaming October 26, 2015
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break-out day

first warm sunny day on a college campus during the spring semester (typically March) where most females first break out their tank tops and the like to flaunt their pale cleavage. First day where all the white chicks lay out on random spots on the grass trying start their base tan, but get burnt.
Dude, I bet all these chickens get sunburned on break-out day this afternoon. I love break-out day... check out all these fun bags!
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
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Break Dicking

The act of break dancing on ones dick and breaking their dick in the process of the act (It is also a death by snoo snoo)
Did you hear what happened to Johnathan? He was found dead after Break Dicking”

“Really!?! That’s brazy!!”
by MEFRIENDDADYBOI November 24, 2019
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Break Yo'self (yourself)

1. A aggressive phrase used by thieves, robbers,

criminals towards civilians as a dual.

warning/command to relieve themselves of.

any/all valuables (commonly money, jewelry)

or else a violent and/or fatal reaction will.

occur. Prevalent during the late 20 century,

appears to have originated from P.O.C. urban.

communities i.e "ghettos" of Los Angeles,

Southern California (South Central, West, Mid.

City, East, Long Beach, Compton, Watts) Term.

could have influences from 2 American pop.

culture references; (a. of the mid to lower.

class civilians' source of wealth represented.

by a "piggy bank" vs town/city/state/federal

bank. In cases of emergency, one accesses all.

savings or "breaks the bank"

(b. Movie/TV/Print media of bank robbers.

breaking into vaults either thru direct means.

by teller or thru demolition.

2. A popular late 20th century phrase prevalent.

within the African American/Latin-Chicano.

communities ( primarily L.A., Cali.), further.

gaining notoriety throughout the U.S. by way.

of hip hop/(gangsta)rap and cinema. Similarly.

viewed as an dual warning/command of.

submission to an enemy/rival.
1. "Shut up!!! Break Yo'self (yourself) !!! Give me all yo' money, jewels, and that watch too before I just a cap in yo' ass! Hurray up!!!"

2. "Hey what you say n***a?!? F*** you n***a!! Betta break yo'self ! Take yo' silly, whack ass back to yo' side of da hood fo' you get smoked m***af***a!!! Westside fool!"
by MC Melanin July 9, 2021
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