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Brandon

By far one of the awesomest guys you'll ever meet. Speaks Swedish, Retardish, and English. Supringsly cute for a Chinese guy .D!!! Really fun to hang around, and extremely hilarious though sometimes his epic donkey/hyeena laugh is way funnier then his jokes. Able to make you smile, even at times when it seems like that's the last thing you'd ever be able to do. Likes to have dance parties in closets with unicorns and somehow the unicorns and him are able to dance to songs by Skillet and says "KIN'S SO SMALL!!!" every five seconds.
Definately a person worth spending your time with.
Brandon: Oh hey can I borrow some notes for tommorow's test?
Drake: Yeah sure definatel-
Brandon: KIN'S SO SMALL!!!
by TheUnicornStealer December 15, 2011
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Brandon

A prick. A worthless asshole who does nothing but play video games. They start out super cool but don’t get fooled. They’re just good at manipulating you into thinking they’re good guys right before they turn into a complete douche.
Don’t associate with a Brandon unless you want your life ruined.
by Qwertyuiop1234567890$@ May 27, 2018
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Brandon

The act of one male giving another male head or oral sex
I heard about that one guy given that other guy some Brandon in the bathroom!
by wordfucker November 12, 2009
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Brandon

Perverted neighbor who Masturbates to penis mutilation porn.
My neighbor the sex offender is a brandon who likes genital mutilations.
by psycho daddi July 14, 2011
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Brandon

A self-centered, hypocritical, sadistic man who blames all appalling and cruel behavior on some imagined disease. Posessing a false sense of security about his sexual prowess. Extremely arrogant but lacking considerably in talent and intelligence.
That man over there making his grandmother change his tire, such a Brandon!
by truthbetoldsoothsayer19 February 8, 2010
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Brandon

A fucking hottie who loves a girl named lindsay
Brandon loves lindsay so much he would die for her.
by Does It Matter?!?!?!?!?!??!? September 17, 2008
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Brandon

by PFM12181 February 25, 2015
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