THE BOWKER

When a girl has sex with some one she's embarrassed to admit she did it with

Lauren always pulls THE BOWKER when people ask if she's had sex with that nerdy looking guy

by BANAL LINER March 7, 2010

totes bowser

Something that is very awesome. Most commonly used in Ventura, CA.

Jeff: "How was that cheeseburger?"

Ronaldo: "Dude, it was totes bowser."

by JoeGoe October 20, 2010

Gretchen Bowers

The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.

"Who did you vote for in the student council election?" "I voted for Gretchen Bowers, of course."

by gretch.bow May 29, 2016

top boozer

Anyone who can drink a fuck ton but knows how to deal with it. Is always down to drink and have a good time but isnt annoying about it.

"Bro , bellas top boozer. She's always down to get fucked up but never needs to be taken care of."

by Bottomboozer April 22, 2018

Shadow Bowser

A gay Marine who likes to play Warframe and have a fetish with furries

Shadow Bowser used flame attack.

by Mariokart123 February 11, 2018

Kaitlin Bower

• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field

also low key a vampire

Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!

Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*

Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!

Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.

Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.

Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...

Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-

Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!

Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*

Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*

by Desbrett November 25, 2018

ellie bowyer

A lil slag from the north east who only likes lad especially someone called jack elsdon, big shagger who will do out for cash,canny be canny but moody asf when she don’t get cock aha

Ellie bowyer loves cock

by Woodham warrior December 18, 2018