would bone

1) A phrase used to quickly acknowledge to those around you the fact that you would have sexual relations with a person you may see in passing.
2) Can also be used to acknowledge the attractiveness of someone of the same sex as long as it is first established to be in a non homosexual way. "No Homo"
3) Can be used to show one's excitement for a given situation. Doesn't have to be a sexual situation

1. "Dude see that blonde over there?"

"Would bone"
2."Not gonna lie Tim is a good looking dude. Would bone"

3. "How excited would you be if the Cubs won the World Series?"

"Would bone."

by Risky Buscuit December 3, 2015

Bone Window

The margin of opportunity that exists for a man to be able to have sex with a woman within a given scenario.

Kyle: "Dude, Carly has been hittin’ on me all night. Someone said that her boyfriend will be showing up later, though."

Steve: "You better go hit that while the bone window is still open."

by Steevoh June 3, 2009

bone schlendi

A term used for a "Boner" of a large magnitude.Usually enacted by a fine woman, sometimes a man, depending on what floats your boat.

Man: Darn, she has a fatty!
Man's Hommie: I know dawg i got a fat bone schlendi!
Man: Fucking gross, put that away ew.

by Bsjd I. July 28, 2018

float bone

To lower one's standards, usually for a brief period of time, in order to score some easy action.

Jeff: Madison is going to be at the party tonight, so look sharp.

Arnold: But I don't feel much like showering; I think I'll just chase Phyllis and float bone.

by Paper Machete Music May 15, 2009

hot bones

Someone that is fine or good looking

Damn that girl got some hot bones!

by sassyso January 9, 2008

grape bones

Noun

The remaining stems after a bunch of grapes has been eaten

"Are all the grapes gone? all that's left are grape bones."

by Rakis October 28, 2015

Bone Patrol

When a woman is flirting with a man in the obvious pursuit of sex.

"This girl won't leave me alone, man. She's definitely on Bone Patrol!"

by Angelo Daniels June 22, 2009