Zara bond

Hottest girl ever

“Omg is that zara bond, hold me I’m gonna faint she’s too hot.”

by Hot dog gulper October 30, 2021

Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.

John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.

by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021

Bond

A suave, mysterious individual. Master hairdresser by day, superhero by night (well, from 4:20 onwards)...

Did you see Bond last night? Man, he was flying high...

by rogueassassin969 August 7, 2021

to James-Bond

Occurs when caught in a bad situation, any act that causes the situation to get so bad that everyone is impacted and on even ground.

I was caught by the enemies so I decided to James-Bond it by shooting at a bunch of propane tanks.

by mokijn August 13, 2021

belly bonding

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “bonding" the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

Jeff: yo dude I totally bonded with my gf last night
Brian:how far'd you get
Jeff: belly bonding
Brian: Holy fucking shit

by Beyternames April 24, 2022

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

Abood Mira bond

That’s stronger than any relationship could be cuz relationships they come n go but this is going to last forever n it’s the most beautiful thing in this world this bond between us is unbreakable:)

This Abood Mira bond is amazing

by Noone 05 September 22, 2022