Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

bog

bad, horibble

That's bog weed mate.

by Arcane Origin September 1, 2017

yeet into the bog

The celtic solution for the skittles club

Skittle: OMG i love boys and sexually "educating" young children, what're you guys going to do to me huh?

Based celt: YEET INTO THE BOG!

by Gaelic Warlord June 23, 2021

Bog

Another word for toilet, but also a nickname for the YouTuber W2S

I need to go to the bog

You can’t say that bog

by BigBogHarold January 5, 2022

Mud bogging

When one inserts their face into another’s butt crack and shakes their face back and fourth; much like a motor boat, but much dirtier.

Steve says Delayna has a thing for “butt stuff” so he went mud bogging.

by leelayna May 25, 2019

Bog standard

A british slang word for "plain" or "normal"

"This cheese is bog standard"

by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023