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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Dirty Birthe

When a man shits in a woman’s mouth and then the man sticks his dick in her belly button and Cums in it then sucks out the cum and spits it in her mouth

We did the dirty Birthe yesterday

by GiveMeABjWoman May 24, 2025

birth-gate

referring to children who are born as a result of two concentring adults having an illicit affair without anyone knowing until the child's visual appearance obviously doesn't resemble the married partner,

No one refers to let alone speaks of the birth-gate surrounding his paternity questions.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 28, 2025

I CANT BIRTH-

Commented by dumb retarded 11 year old "preppy" girls on tiktok who think there funny but just want every person on tiktok to kick there geeky as jaw in

" I CANT BIRTH-"
"shut the fuck up you slut"

by Jacquivous Johnson jr April 26, 2024

Turkish Multi-Birth

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.

Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!

by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024

giving birth

one of the most joyous times in one's life

Giving birth was the best thing I ever did!

by badbiddie0416 November 27, 2021

Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.

What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.

by Mr Fury March 21, 2024