Turkish Multi-Birth

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.

Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!

by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024

Luna will give birth

Luna Loud from The Loud House will have Sully's children.

Luna will give birth

by doodeet3 September 12, 2023

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

the wolf is giving birth

This is a serious saying for sun shower

person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!

by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021

the birth

the beginning of something

The birth of youtube

by pollen01 March 26, 2024

Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)

Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020