Usually a very hidious female, may be very skinny and unatractive. So much so that it looks like she has been at war with life and losing.
person 1: "Man, I cant believe that battle cricket keeps calling me, I dont even know how she got my number."
person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."
person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"
person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."
person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"
by pmill053 August 14, 2011
Get the Battle Cricket mug.Battle Mountain is brown, sad, and unappealing. The only time Battle Mountain looks nice is in winter, when it doesn't look like Battle Mountain. The economy is dependent on the 2 local grocery stores and various drug deals. And unless you like swimming or drinking, there is literally nothing to do. But hey, at least it isn't Lovelock.
by MangoBits February 13, 2023
Get the Battle Mountain mug.1. Battle ass is the resulting condition after eating college food (can also be any number of fast food restaurants, taco bell and krystal are the worst). Battle ass is similar to the shits, but not nearly as watery, it's more formed and usually goes away after one trip to the throne.
by Eric-GS3- May 17, 2005
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Get the prepare for battle mug.When two people whip out their smart phones and compare their recently downloaded apps in an attempt to determine which person has the coolest app. Usually done between someone owning an iPhone and an Android phone since there is a heated rivalry between the two mobile OSes. The only way an app battle ends is when one of the two participants battery runs out or the people around them get annoyed and leave.
Bro: "Hey check out this awesome new app i got yesterday. Only cost me 99 cents."
Me: "Not bad. Not bad. But i got this guy (officially the worlds coolest app) last week for free.
Bro: "Thats alright i guess. Look at this this one though! You shoot birds at these pig dudes"
Me: ಠ_ಠ
And thusly the app battle began
Me: "Not bad. Not bad. But i got this guy (officially the worlds coolest app) last week for free.
Bro: "Thats alright i guess. Look at this this one though! You shoot birds at these pig dudes"
Me: ಠ_ಠ
And thusly the app battle began
by J Angus December 16, 2011
Get the App Battle mug.The process of putting all the windscreen wipers up right on a car.
Done, generally, to someone in your social group over and over again until they find out it's you.
You stop when they start to get annoyed and then do it once a month or so, so the joke does not die.
Done, generally, to someone in your social group over and over again until they find out it's you.
You stop when they start to get annoyed and then do it once a month or so, so the joke does not die.
Person 1: Oh, look its XXX's car
Person 2: We'll have to put it in Battle Mode
*Person 1 and 2 put XXXs car's windscreen wipers up*
Person 2: We'll have to put it in Battle Mode
*Person 1 and 2 put XXXs car's windscreen wipers up*
by Fork in the Road May 9, 2009
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by goosenard June 30, 2006
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