balan

To balance on a hoverboard.

Balan pus.

by plato! April 12, 2024

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balkan federation

A really bad idea about uniting all of the balkans İnto 1 country

Edison:Why would anyone think of the balkan federation as a good idea
Micheal Jackson:I have no idea

by Urbdicdayismay23 April 16, 2024

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Balandana

Balandana is the word used to refer to someone as "Stupid or a Dumbass"

Why is this Balandana calling me eg. Why is this Dumbass calling me

by BROISLESS April 19, 2024

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A terrifying type of stare only able to be made by inhabitants of the Balkan peninsula. It's effects are chaotic and deadly. If you ever insult phonk, the serbian dancing lady will appear and scream "BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK", then her face will turn into smiling trollge. After this you will hear loudly "MANGO! MANGO!" if you hear this start running. It's possible to deploy some techniques (created by Those who know:) that are the German stare and Romanian Nut Twisting to counterattack. However the lady may summon the hawk tuah creature. This ultra powerful creature will throw still water at you, instantly killing you. To defeat it, inject yourself with noradrenaline however this only has a 0.2137% chance of working. There exists the most powerful mythical legendary technique with infinite aura called "English or spanish" however it shall not be used, as will destroy the balance of the earth, it should only be used in the case of a disaster the scale of the world hasn't seen yet.

Phonk hater: Oh shit, is that the balkan stare

by yuugenmagan October 11, 2024

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