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Baltinglass

A town in forgotten Wicklow, located in the compost corner of the garden of ireland.

More commonly known as "Balto", "Imnotgoinanywherenearthatshitehole!!" or "Blessington"

The original reason for phrases like "Oooh don't go over there!","a sheep is for life, not just for Christmas" and "if ya push em up to the edge of a cliff they back up harder!"

A town built "of the people, by the people and for the entertainment of others"

The proverbial "back arse of nowhere"
-Hey we're goin to your place next weekend ok?

-Ok!

-How do i get to Blessington?

-...

-what?

-fuck off.

"Baltinglass is in the back arse of nowhere!!
by Danielicious207 April 20, 2008
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what you say when you’re smoking weed or getting high.
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A form of sadistic boarding school bullying carried out on a young male.

To black ball someone you heat up a tin of black wax shoe polish and poor it on to the male victims testicles.

Besides the victim suffering the discomfort of having hot shoe polish poor over his private parts he also has the humiliation of having the polish set hard giving him "black balls".

The victim would them have to pick off the hard wax that would of set hard tangled with in his pubic hair.
Black Balling: During David's time at boarding school the prefect would black ball him if he failed to polish all the year fives boys shoes before lunch.
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Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.

A new and higher level of Ballin.
Damn, look at chalmer with them jays and that lacoste polo and them 514s, damn he's hella crystal ballin!
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mud balling

The mutual passing of fecal matter from one person to another, through a passionate kiss.
Let's start mud balling till we puke!
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