Boof

Boof is used as a shortened version of "big oof". Big oof, or boof for short, is used when something kind of bad or awkward has happened, and you aren't quite sure how to respond to it. In this situation, you feel as if something needs to be said, but you aren't sure what is a proper response. Boof is then the proper response. It can also be used as a partial synonym for the use of the word "mood" or "big mood".

Person: I just failed my final exams.

Me: Boof...

by hana sage September 15, 2018

Boof

To drink an alcoholic beverage anally. This can include beer, wine, hard liquor, or anything with alcohol as a base. Boofing an alcoholic beverage enters the bloodstream almost immediately, allowing the boofer to enjoy their beverage of choice much faster, without the possibility of vomiting as a result of the taste.

Hey, why's Tommy shitting water?" "He just got done boofing like 8 beers, man."

by ScoreSomeCoke May 28, 2010

BOOF

elon musk smokes

joe rogan passes the boof to elon

by boofpackgare September 21, 2018

Bogo round-up

A game in which one player swings a ball attatched to a string (prefably a soccer ball on a bungee cord) in a circle. This player tries to wrap the ball and string around another players legs. The person without the string tries to dodege the swinger by jumping or diving. If the swinger is succesful in wrapping the ballaround the other persons legs, y pull on the rope causing the victim to fall to the ground. After they achive this goal, htey shout BOGO ROUND-UP!

I beat all of my friends in bogo round-up!

by Cuhdusmeed July 6, 2007

Boofemgashmangled

A combination of being overly boofed and mangled; Intoxicated to the point one swears off drinking forever

I shouldnt have pounded those 2 handles so quickly, I'm boofemgashmangled.

by regularboofemgashmangler August 12, 2009

boofajoo

When you find a Jewish person, and boof them.

"Dave, Look at the jew, Let's boofajoo.

by WEBOOFJOOS September 21, 2009

bogosity

From "BOgus" (fake, false, faux) + "-OSITY" (humorous suffix, compare "Heaviosity" at this site):

1. The quality of something that is manifestly false (or bogus)

2. Something contrived, or patently false, designed to project a pleasing image or message through the media (newspapers, TV news, etc).

3. A polite way to say "bullshit," when the situation calls for something a little milder.

(Speaking of politicians who project a "folksy" manner when they themselves are not of humble beginnings):

"But alas, judgments about who's faking it are left primarily to what we might call (for the imposed lack of a more familiar but less printable term)* the bogosity detectors of the American people."

Meghan Daum, L.A. Times columnist, August 12, 2011 (printed in Chicago Tribune).

* She means "Bullshit."

by al-in-chgo August 16, 2011