blubberfluffing

The sexual act of a morbidly obese person sitting on one’s face and farting into his/her face.

The obese elementary teacher was put on leave after accusations of blubberfluffing one of her students after school.

by Wezkimble July 13, 2025

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Blubbyupski

The act of squeezing the back of someone's leg, specifically the gracilis and biceps femoris muscles, and squeezing firmly. When carried out properly, the target (victim) will typically collapse with a scream and violently convulse to escape the grasp.

I was sitting at the dinner table, minding my own business, when all of a sudden my brother gave me blubbyupski.

by the craic was 90 August 12, 2025

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Blubberärger

The rage you feel when liquid refuses to pour smoothly and instead comes out in choking spurts, splashes, or not at all (caused by air fighting to get in as liquid tries to get out). Formed from the German Blubbern “to gurgle, bubble” plus Ärger “annoyance, anger.”

I went to water the Christmas tree, Blubberärger hit, and suddenly it looked like the cat pissed all over the presents.

by Elvira Pepper September 21, 2025

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Blubber Warrior

A male, usually old, with at least a beer belly, or just straight fat, who acts like a Karen. Wait. It's actually an iteration of a Karen!

Blubber warrior: "isn't cutting down trees bad? It's not helping our climate"

Carpenter: "timber is regrowable material, therefore-"

Blubber warrior: "BUH-BUH-BUT..."

or sum like that

by SaSaMuda December 6, 2025

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