friendly bj

When your friendzoned but still get a blow job

Yo, did you hear Suzy gave John a friendly Bj

by Illywilly57 July 23, 2017

Bj go large

An extremely large erection that is nearly the size of the pyramid of gheeza, typically known an an “over-sized erection”.

“Hi Andy, how was your night with Jessica?”
“Oh it was so good, she was really impressed cause I got a bj go large”

“Wow that’s awesome”

by Slagbag90 March 12, 2019

Dry BJ

A blowjob given after consuming a sleeve of saltine crackers.

Also known as "cracker barrel" "cracker chowder" and "cottonmouth bj"

"Man, my lady gave me a dry bj last night that had me chowdering in seconding."

by SparkleSmartyPants June 23, 2018

BJ

Some hard ass pussyslayer

BJ fucks major vagina

by Bj69ninesker June 27, 2018

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018

BJ²

When you receive a BJ, inside of a BJ's store

Yesterday this girl blew me inside a BJ's bathroom, and that equals BJ² bruh

by Cardnyl April 23, 2022