Slow Baloney

Watch out, it’s Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie

by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021

Rato Baloinco

Just a word you can use to spam your lads

me : rato baloinco

you : what
me : rato baloinco

by MamaBoi69 January 7, 2022

dirty balogna

balogna that has a special little hole filled with peanut butter. dick is inserted into the hole

I dont need a flesh light. I have a dirty balogna!

by Carpet_Pooper March 29, 2022

Surprise balogna

Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.

A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.

by JeezyWheezy June 21, 2022

hogus balogus

1. Wrong, unfair, just fully not it.

2. Actually super fake
3. Unjust on the highest of levels

"Your dad grounded you because he thinks you smoked weed but he didn't find anything? That's hogus balogus!"

"The claim that Trump won the 2020 election is hogus balogus."

"I ain't never narc'd on nobody! That's hogus balogus!"- Dominic Toretto, probably

by Silvasktl21 July 18, 2022

Shawn Baloch

A guy who lives in Houston Texas cusses way too much says words like nigga nigger faggot and retarded a lot too

Shawn Baloch: fuck you faggot you are a fucking asshole

Shawn Baloch: You guys fucking retarded

Shawn Baloch: Faggot is such a funny word

Shawn Baloch: Retarded is such a funny word

Shawn Balovh you a bitch nigga ass faggot

Shawn Baloch: Shut the fuck up you retarded bitch ass

Shawn Baloch: Fuck that you retarded piece of shit

Shawn Baloch: You're a fucking faggot piece of shit

Shawn Baloch: you're a faggot

Shawn Baloch: Farrukh is retarded

Shawn Baloch: fuck this faggot nigger

Shawn Baloch: FUCK THAT FAGGOT ASS BITCH RETARDED FUCKING CUNT ASS FAGGOT NIGGA THAT BITCH IS DUMB AS SHIT FUCK HIM

by Goodgiy4321 June 18, 2024

Chloe baloney

The most beautiful, kind, and amazing person you could ever meet

“Wow, she’s such a Chloe Baloney”
“Chloe baloney is so pretty”

by V4L3NT1N0 January 8, 2026