D.S.O.B 

Kid with no dick. A Dickless Son of a Bitch. known to live at the hamlet, which according to urban legend is located in Western Pennsylvania. He once saved the world. Walks around with green shoelaces that are tied too fucking tight, causing the eyelets to touch on his green adidas sneakers. Ball does it all, but he is still lacking in some areas. Besides all of this, he is very loved and hopes to attend Princeton University in the year 2008.

"Ball..." (refuses to look back) "Ball..." (still refuses to pay attention) "Dicklesssonofabitch!" (the D.S.O.B turns around and asks what you want.)

D.S.O.B by joseeee October 9, 2006

M.O.B. 

this means {M}ember {O}f {B}loods
as in the blood gang

5* stunna
young blood
krab killa
cuz we hate dem
krabs
M.O.B. the true born gangstas

M.O.B. by toby mealor June 16, 2008

M.O.B. 

ok so this originally meant "member of bloods" but has been corrupted into some sort of masochistic and souless attempt to buy happiness for lack of love. Anyone who thinks material wealth is so much better than the love of a woman probably lacks both.

I don't know anything about girls, but I have like 7 dollars. I'm soo "m.o.b."!

M.O.B. by ababcdcdefefgg December 26, 2011

S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm. 

It goes: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil cause I'm the meanist S.O.B. in the valley.

Do you know the S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm?
S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.

S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm. by Deep blue 2012 August 20, 2010

deo for the B.O. 

Deodorant that is in dire need because of excessive body odor.

Damn, Clarence smells funky. He needs some deo for the B.O.

deo for the B.O. by Slick One December 20, 2008

M.O.B. 

Money Over Bitches

I decided to go 100% M.O.B. when I was 17. Got emotional with a break-up. Done with bitches. I am 31 now. 14 years M.O.B. was the best move I ever made. Scanless ass hoes cheating on their lover. Bitches 8 years married with 3 kids cheating on the poor lover with my homie. All I see is cheating. Fuck a bitch. I'm M.O.B. 4 LIFE homie. A Westside whiteboy for life.

M.O.B. by A Westside whiteboy May 2, 2011

G.L.O.B.

Good Looking Old Bitch. Describes an older woman that is not known to be a MILF

Wow. she is hot. Dude she's a GLOB

G.L.O.B. by Josh May 21, 2004