by LocoSmoko April 30, 2011
Get the Ape Shitmug. The most ridiculous math class you'll ever take in high school in which the lowest grades you'll ever make you're happy to receive. Side effects include: lack of sleep, absence of a life, and/or loss of a soul.
"Dude, I have my AP Calculus final tomorrow; FML..."
"I got a 56!"
"Way to go!" (insert high five here)
"I got a 56!"
"Way to go!" (insert high five here)
by Instead of Studying for Calc. December 16, 2009
Get the AP Calculusmug. When I wake up on Sunday afternoon all burnt out it's kind of fun to watch the Cowboys' Trained Ape bob the ball around
by Pkuhnert November 4, 2007
Get the Trained Apemug. A black man that has the body of a savage black jungle ape - strong and muscular head to toe, large black nipples, wide nose, dark black eyes with giant black gorilla feet and long, thick, black toes that he uses as fingers to control his prey. He is typically seen completely naked, fully aroused sexually, and with an angry look on his face.
The Black Ape's natural instinct is to hunt and capture white women, then hold them as his prisoners until he is ready to breed them. As nature requires, the Black Ape has a very big black dick and has large, full, and heavy black balls. It only takes one time to successfully impregnate the white woman with his potent seed. Because white women are not accustomed to his grotesquely long, fat, and veiny black dick, they rarely survive the breeding and the Black Ape must continue to hunt for the right womb.
The Black Ape's natural instinct is to hunt and capture white women, then hold them as his prisoners until he is ready to breed them. As nature requires, the Black Ape has a very big black dick and has large, full, and heavy black balls. It only takes one time to successfully impregnate the white woman with his potent seed. Because white women are not accustomed to his grotesquely long, fat, and veiny black dick, they rarely survive the breeding and the Black Ape must continue to hunt for the right womb.
Keith was concerned when his wife did not return home that evening. He prayed that she had not been captured by a Black Ape. Sadly, he found out 9 months later that his prayers were unanswered.
by BlackBruteKing November 3, 2020
Get the Black Apemug. 
Jacking ape is a pejorative term referencing the common sight of apes masturbating in zoos. Its use may be directed at those doing that which may be hard to explain to children or those doing something entirely out of place and thus ruining an activity for everyone.
You're like Michael Jackson at a playground.....such a jackin ape..
Its Halloween... Are you a ghost or a racist.....it doesn't matter you're a jacking ape nonetheless
Its Halloween... Are you a ghost or a racist.....it doesn't matter you're a jacking ape nonetheless
by whatlife May 5, 2015
Get the jacking apemug. by Mr. Stanley moon October 6, 2021
Get the APE TRADINGmug.