A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.
by Tim January 18, 2008
Get the Apple Taxmug. Any hipster who blindly follows and supports Apple products even if they're shit, all because they secretly want to be in a relationship with Steve Jobs. Also known as the "Apple Fanboy Syndrome" or AFS, this very serious condition is common in the San Fransisco area and is most often seen in the many metrosexual (also known as Homosexual) students who prefer style over functionality. Little known fact: the disease is easily transmited to others and can only be cured after dealing with the Apple customer support or guarantee service. Also cured by purchasing any good hardware/software which isn't overpriced.
John: - Look there's Tom with his new iPad.
Jack: - He has AFS...
John: - What?
Jack: - Apple Fanboy Syndrome..
John: - Oh yeah he's an Apple Faggot!
Tom: - Look guys I've got the iPad!!!!!!! ;))))) :)))))
Jack: - Does it have Flash? or Multitask?
Tom: - Look I can flick through pictures with my fingers!!!!!!!
Jack: - He has AFS...
John: - What?
Jack: - Apple Fanboy Syndrome..
John: - Oh yeah he's an Apple Faggot!
Tom: - Look guys I've got the iPad!!!!!!! ;))))) :)))))
Jack: - Does it have Flash? or Multitask?
Tom: - Look I can flick through pictures with my fingers!!!!!!!
by vlad88667 March 13, 2010
Get the Apple Faggotmug. A pomegranate. Lovely red leathery-skinned fruit, with little bitty corn-shaped berry type seeds inside. The seeds are the edible part.
Me: "Let's go to the store and get a Chinese apple to eat."
Friend: "Don't you mean a 'pomegranate'?"
Me: "Well, we called them Chinese apples when I was little."
Friend: "Don't you mean a 'pomegranate'?"
Me: "Well, we called them Chinese apples when I was little."
by Turkey Trot November 15, 2010
Get the Chinese applemug. by thecreepyjanitor1012 December 4, 2016
Get the coon applemug. Eve the Midget was so small she had to get on her baby toes to Apple Pick Adam’s balls and the devil told her to take a bite. She is the most famous Apple Picker
by Krusty Krew Klub March 24, 2023
Get the Apple Pickermug. A brightly optismistic interjection that encourages hope and happiness, while diminishing all that is evil, sour, depressing, inconvenient, and painful about life. This magical interjection usually provokes a smile. It is the verbal antidote to any form of negativity. It is the sugar in the lemonade.
Person 1: Oh no! I didn't get my work done today, just as I never do. On top of that, I have to replace my flat tire and find some way to lie my way out of jury duty. Oh, and my girlfriend just discovered that I've been calling my ex. And yeah, I've got food poisoning too, and I think my appendix just burst.
Person 2: I know, it's a tough day. Positive Apples!
Person 2: I know, it's a tough day. Positive Apples!
by satisficationJDH December 9, 2009
Get the Positive Applesmug. The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.
by rlafountain12 November 6, 2015
Get the apple smashingmug.