almostfamous

Exactly what it says. Being "almost" famous. A term that should be adopted by all those passionate of theatre and film or the performing arts at large. This term should only be granted to those who give 200% and believe in themselves that they will one day be able to drop the "almost" from the hearformentioned title.

" I am almostfamous!"

by Ja9 September 25, 2005

Aljosa

A retarded guy that has 0 hoes

Yo what's that guys name
His names Aljosa
Oh well shit

by Gejomir April 11, 2022

Almond Butter

A mean old lady that ignores everything going on around her, and pretends everything is always ok. She exists off an almond based diet cause she read it to be health in O magazine once. If O magazine said rub dog shit on your face she would. She is cheap as fuck too

Almond Butter = Carm

by Eskimo-Brother December 18, 2017

aljosa

a man with all of the females. Usually has an iq of 200. Has an inescapable fetish for traps

woah man ,aljosa just had an orgy with 15+ women.

by fatass tbh November 21, 2021

Almond Eyes

1: somniferious; a person who is sleepy or tired
2: a person so stoned that their eyes are closed

1: "my optical receptors have fallen too heavy to speak intelectually . i have somneriferious almond eyes"
2: "dude man you're so stoned you lookin through a pair of fawkin almond eyes"

by Heroin Joe February 17, 2009

almond roca

Animal poop.

Origins: Some animal feces are high in undigested protien, so that other animals will eat it. Dogs often eat cat poop because it is high in protien.

Fido ate up every bit of kitty's almond roca.

by Hosehead January 7, 2004

almond joy

When a guy shits on a girls chest, rubs her tits in it, and then proceeds to clip his toe nails into the feces.

"Hey bob, I gave you're wife an almond joy last night"

by Jon and barry October 27, 2006