Albert

N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.

"I was surprised, he was short, fat and bald but whipped out an Albert."

by RandomThought November 28, 2009

ALBERT

Fat fuck that has cancer and laughs at poor kids even tho he is ugly as fuck

Albert is Cancer
Cancer is Albert

by BigNegro42069 May 25, 2020

princess alberta

A clit piercing, derived from the slang term for a penile piercing- prince albert.

"That prostitute has a princess alberta!"

by Marcus Agalon April 30, 2006

Albertina

Quiet and sweet, but can be a total bitch when neccessary, a great singer and performer
protects her friends, is known to answer to albert occasionally on occasions

hey girrll you lookin albertina today

by just a chick im called November 15, 2011

allergic to wintertime

meaning very hot or sexy, beautiful
comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you

Shes so sexy she must be allergic to wintertime

by ceezy baby January 18, 2006

ailerons

Plural for aileron. Part of an airplane's wing.

It is very hard to turn an airplane if you don't use ailerons.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

Dirty Albert

when a dude cuts a hole in a teddy bear and there after cuddles white set bear and gives it kisses

You: i slept grat last night!
Dude: wow did u pull a dirty Albert?

by Antondenfede May 10, 2021