Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

dirty alarm

An alarm you set on your phone to ring every hour or so indicating it is time to slap wood

Ryan: "there goes my dirty alarm"
Ryan: proceeds to burp the worm

by papi12308432 May 29, 2018

Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.

“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”

by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011

Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.

Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.

by drbeagle February 24, 2020

Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.

Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.

by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025

alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep

SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!

by nigg er face March 18, 2015

Alarm-playa

Definition of an alarm-playa is someone who has a semi busy day planned, so sets their alarm earlier than normal. When it comes to tha alarm in the morning they press the snooze button several times, playing wit the structure of the day.

arrh man my hole days cocked up now, new i should never of been no alarm-playa

by mezalong March 9, 2009