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Alan

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.
Your being such an Alan today Andrew.
by Hardman George July 15, 2020
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Alan

Some dumbass who say the same lines over and over.
Alan saysno way!” And “Cuh!”
by Someoneyoudon’tknow August 16, 2021
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The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you
Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
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Alan

A great Grandad who loves playing cars has a great imagination in everything
Alan is a great granddad
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Alan

The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid
Wow that guy is an Alan, he definitely plays league.
by notalanchian January 20, 2022
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Alan

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.
Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.
by tinnytintin September 21, 2022
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