Alabama Cheerios

The process of pouring Cheerios and milk into a girl’s vagina and eating out of it.

I ate some Alabama Cheerios this morning and now there’s a salty after taste in my mouth

by daprogrammr01 December 13, 2018

alabama motto

Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall

Guy 1- you know the Alabama motto right?

Guy 2 - no?

Guy 1 - why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall.

Guy 2 - that’s fucked up!

by HalfGearrod December 4, 2017

Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.

You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"

by Hackpwn July 6, 2021

Alabama family

A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.

"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."

by CorriCoral June 19, 2020

Alabama dozen

37 of something

Shit man I got myself a Alabama dozen of that sister kisser pack man, thats 37gs of dat kush

by Boofsmoker2001Lilpump June 23, 2022

Alabama Mortar

A sexual action involving a woman to eat greasy food or take dietary pills and then lay flat on her chest and then defecate at full force into a mans mouth behind her

Cuz: Danial always wanted an Alabama Mortar , this may be his lucky night after taco bell

Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough

by Truewhiteamerican April 28, 2022

Commit Alabama

What you do if you feel horny towards a member of your own family tree. This could be one's siblings, parents, grandparents, children, or anyone of the same family tree. Often done by the people of Alabama, as seen by the name.

That's it. My sister is so hot I feel like I'm gonna commit Alabama.

by Anonymous-7070 July 9, 2021