Contains Canberra, Australia's Capital City.
Also known as the fireworks and porn capital of Australia
Notoriously political place. Exciting for people between the ages of 35-90+
Located between Sydney and Melbourne where anyone under the age of 35 goes to when they have free time to avoid spending time in the ACT.
Also known as the fireworks and porn capital of Australia
Notoriously political place. Exciting for people between the ages of 35-90+
Located between Sydney and Melbourne where anyone under the age of 35 goes to when they have free time to avoid spending time in the ACT.
I just spent a few days down in Canberra, in the Australian Capital Territory. It's the only City in Australia where you can buy both Porn and Fireworks. Those are two things you never EVER want to get mixed up. We're talking serious testical burn
by squidlydidly January 27, 2010

The male participant rests his balls onto his partner's eyes and then proceeds to leak a gassy one into the reciever's mouth.
Me and my girlfriend had an argument so i told her that i would give her a suprise to make it up to her. She wasn't very pleased when she found out that her surprise was an australian smoke mask.
by dan barness December 28, 2009

by mamba9901 July 26, 2018

Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016

The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.
Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.
by Snoone March 23, 2018

This is the name of a fictional dog breed, used to describe any dog that is too pretty to be called a mutt.
by Sun rhea October 18, 2013

by Knightmusic December 25, 2020
