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Assessinate

(v.) To analyse something to death; to assess or debate something beyond rationality until the only possible reaction is to drop it and let it lie. To assess an issue, situation or decision so long and hard that it loses all meaning, perspective or interest; to scrutinize a person beyond reason such that the assessor and/or assessed loses interest or the will to live.

conj. assessinat -es; -ing; -ed. See also Assessination.
(1) Britney Spears was was assessinated by the popular media. (2) Sandra had been single for five years; she tended to assessinate men. (3) Tom assessinated his choice of university degree subject and took a gap year instead.
by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010
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Driving Assessor

A person that assesses how much you suck at driving. They often fail you the first time you go for your test in effort to gain an extra $55.
guy 1: That guy lost $110
guy 2: he must of seen the Driving Assessor.
by woaeyu July 8, 2011
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assassinutted

The act of ejaculating on another person while they are completely and totally unaware.
I totally assassinutted all over my girl last night. She was so mad.
by Swavy mate September 10, 2015
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asseltoe

When an ass is smashed together through clenching or excessive back fat....predominantly by females ...that creates a bottom of the ass camel toe like protrusion that mimics the vaginal camel toe.
Damn son....did you see the asseltoe on that girl?
by Ultimattdoom December 29, 2015
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asseioe

Jack you’re such an asseioe!!
by asseioe April 4, 2018
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ASSassurinate

The act of murdering the nostrils of many people in a crowded area by placing a big gulp filled with asparagus piss and a frozen shit log in a low key spot and allowing the musTURD gas to thaw. If done in an enclosed area, should result in roughly 11-19 people throwing up in less than an hour after placement.
Tyrant: What you do this weekend?

Big Easy: I am going to hell. I assassurinated like 50-60 people at Toy Story 4 yesterday.

Tyrant: The fuck is that?

Big Easy: I placed a 17 inch deuce into a 42 oz big gulp slushy full of asparagus piss and placed right under the seat in the third row. It was horrific. So much puke. It was all fun and games until 6 year old's were puking on their infant siblings, and the parents were pushing chunks from the sight and smell of it all. Gonna be hard to whack off tonight.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 21, 2019
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adsessive

Scrolling through your Twitter feed and counting every fifth post to be a promoted Tweet is a little adsessive .
by thesingleshot November 13, 2019
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