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Anxiety

The feeling you get, when you're on the brink of death, and people still keep spending someone else's money
even though, it does not bring my home, my privacy back.
Strangers: Why do you have anxiety?
Karen: someone is going broke, and it still does not bring my home back.
by publicownedhome March 12, 2021
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sprawl anxiety

The feeling of impending doom that you're going to have to do a shit load of sprawls because some cunts haven't done their penalty sprawls for missing training.
I'm having severe sprawl anxiety today. I reckon Mick and Aidy are gonna ride us something shocking tomorrow.
by Geoff Agnew November 2, 2022
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anxiety failure

When someone, specifically someone who likes/wants/has printers, wants to have anxiety but ultimately fails.
That girl just had an anxiety failure last night.
by MerBudd January 21, 2022
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anxiety wave

A feeling of extreme anxiety that rolls over you very strong and leaves you quickly. Extreme Fatigue and sweating usually follows.
All day I had anxiety wave, and now all I want to do is sleep.
by Pikachuandme October 11, 2017
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Dick Anxiety

Bitches who think, visualize, and/or talk about men, who then refuse to talk to, OR entertain men in real life.
“Why are you always talking about niggas but then never have one?”

“It’s not my fault that I have Dick Anxiety, niggas make me nervous
by Larrysrealgurl June 20, 2025
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Inspiration anxiety paralysis

Inspiration anxiety paralysis (IAP): the phenomenon wherein one has so many ideas as to how to do and/or fix something to make one’s life and/or the lives of other better, safer, happier, and/or wealthier that one becomes unable to process, or enaction, the ideas.
God! Last night, at 3am, I was struck with a sudden case of Inspiration anxiety paralysis. I felt like I could do anything…except start doing it.
by BJ Bendy Dick January 28, 2024
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Gift Giving Anxiety

The anxiety of the time between purchasing a gift and giving it to the intended recipient due to worrying about whether or not the recipient will like the gift.
I bought a tacky wolf shirt for a friend but in the month before I gave it to him before his birthday I had a horrible case of Gift Giving Anxiety.
by PumpkinPieToLoveBug February 18, 2011
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