anxiety palpitations

Not quite an anxiety attack, definitely more anxiety than normal. Typically triggered by an outside source such as coffee or tea, and experienced in waves.
I just finished my third trenti cold brew, and damn these anxiety palpitations are hitting.
by sixtysevensimp October 3, 2021
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poorformance anxiety

1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.

2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.
1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.

2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?

Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.
by The Barded One June 24, 2011
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Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
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Toxic Anxiety

Toxic anxiety occurs when an overwhelming base level of fearfulness towards the everyday world and ones limited control over it result in negative antisocial behavior and feeling strongly that you are a victim or a champion of victims. Toxic anxiety leads to extreme

nihilism, self victimization, bigotry, racisim and hatred toward those that have better circumstances the individual does as well as identity crises such as gender dysphagia.

Toxic anxiety is extremely prevalent in the woke and activist communities.
I ran into a group of feminist protestors on my way to work. They started screaming at me saying I was part of the patriarchy as a white male and that I should urinate sitting down. Their toxic anxiety towards men was to much to handle so I just walked through them letting out a juicy meat fart I had been saving since lunch. I could hear them all gagging as I walked away.
by ZIM001 June 9, 2023
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Node Anxiety

The general sense of unease followed by intense sweating and nausea when checking your ETCPOW nodes.
Oh crap, I've got a serious case of Node Anxiety rn bro.
by Crypto Punter December 7, 2023
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inbox anxiety

The fear of opening an email that might have been sent by a spammer or other unwanted electronic intruder.
John has had inbox anxiety ever since his banking information was hijacked from his email account.
by 3episodesofLITB November 8, 2017
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kitchen anxiety

Reluctancy to enter your kitchen at uni in case of running into your flatmates.
“I need to make dinner but Ben is in the kitchen right now, my kitchen anxiety is through the roof
by Angry.Potato February 9, 2023
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