Alabama Hockey Mask

One person defecates on a sheet of clingfilm, then wraps the sheet of clingfilm around another persons face. At this stage, the male/female wearing the Alabama Hockey Mask has three choices;

1. They eat their way out of the Alabama Hockey Mask. Not the easiest, or tastiest but provides the best chance of survival.

2. They hope and pray that the person who placed the shit-covered clingfilm on them has some form of kindness in them and ends the shitty, hellish nightmare for the wearer.

3. They suffocate and die.

Lewis: "Anna, I'm going to give you this Alabama Hockey Mask and I want you to wear it with pride and embrace my poop all over your face."

by TheBish April 22, 2009

alabama skydive

When a man spider crawls up a narrow hallway naked, while holding himself suspended with hands and feet pressed to each wall he awaits his unsuspecting victim. When said victim arrives and is directly underhead he drops with the ultimate goal of landing his genitals directly on their face.

"The other day Patrick called me from the back room, and when I went to go see what he wanted he got me with an Alabama Skydive."

by Farleywasgod January 21, 2010

Alabama Steamer

Taking a "number two" on a female's vagina and then performing oral sex on her.

"John did an Alabama steamer on her? Sick!"

by Lost4You March 4, 2009

Alabama Hot Tub

When you're in a regular pool and everyone farts underwater to produce their own bubbles.

This party is dying out ! We need to liven it up with an Alabama Hot tub!

by BgH76 November 22, 2016

Alabama Seizure

When your sister (or brother I don't judge) starts having a seizure and you get turned on so you rape her while your uncle sneaks up behind you and fucks you in the ass. This causes you to have a seizure leaving your uncle raping both you and your sister at the same time.

last night John had an alabama seizure with his brother and uncle.

by Mr. Nachumchum December 19, 2018

Alabama Sky Rocket

While during the act of anus sex, one urinates into the anus. The recipient of the urine then shoots it into the air like a rocket flying thru the sky.

- Alabama Sky Rocket
- LP

I have to replace my carpet because of a sloppy Alabama Sky Rocket

Bro I was so drunk at spring break, I Alabama Sky Rocketed this girl from Alabama!!

If you Alabama Sky Rocket outside of Alabama, is it really an Alabama Sky Rocket??

by Butt Ruckus March 27, 2019

Alababama

literally a synonym to Alabama the state

Imagine living in Alababama.

by 159753258456 August 2, 2019