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long gooch

its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.
My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.

Random guy : Whats up long gooch.

Long gooch : nothin.
by long gooch May 4, 2018
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Long wooooooorororoorororrd

Haha it's so short
Please don't make a long wooooooorororoorororrd
by Shrek the real 2020 December 15, 2020
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Long skid

When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.
Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.
by Westsidegal December 4, 2018
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long chocolate

person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”
by anonymous April 3, 2021
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Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.
Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008
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Josie Long

A word for the specific frustration felt when a woman parrots a man’s shit-laden misogynistic argument
She Josie Longed it, yeah sorry mate, She keeps say ‘Transwomen are Women‘ but hasn’t answered any concerns relating to women’s safety. It’s almost as if maintaining male privilege trumps the safety and dignity of women. I know? Mad, innit.
by Boreoff June 11, 2020
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Long Point

small town in the middle of nowhere; south of streator, illinois. extremely smallll.
where do you live?
long point.
wheres that?
by uhyourmom7 January 22, 2009
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