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The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.
Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
mugGet the i hope you hit your ankle on a scootermug.

scooter

A device that can perform scooter ankle which is one of the worst pains imaginable.
I tried to do a trick on my scooter, but then I got hit in the ankle by my scooter and I was experiencing unimaginable levels of pain.
by some nutty boi January 13, 2021
mugGet the scootermug.

E-scooter virginity

When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins
That football player hit me on his e-scooter yesterday. He took my e-scooter virginity
by OG Zus August 18, 2025
mugGet the E-scooter virginitymug.

Cooter scooter

by Miccck January 24, 2021
mugGet the Cooter scootermug.

Electric scooter

2 Chronicles 15:7
by Knmagor October 22, 2022
mugGet the Electric scootermug.

scooter turd

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd
by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018
mugGet the scooter turdmug.

Scooter

A scooter is someone who is very clueless and retarded and doesn’t ever get what anyone says. That is also why you probably looked up this definition.
Person 1:
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:

What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*
by athena ascending June 9, 2020
mugGet the Scootermug.

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