dumping jack

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off

I took a dumping jack on Jane last night

by Defcon3 January 19, 2009

mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.

Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!

by Moester909 March 27, 2009

Stoner Dump

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.

Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.

by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011

dumping station

more commonly reffered to as the toilets

"Hi, I'm just off to the dumping station"

by freddieb14 October 12, 2007

Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013

Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Drug dump

After taking some class A drugs. Usually during the come up..then needing a shit.

(Andrew)Babs I'm coming up hard on those e's!

Think I need a drug dump?

(Claire) Sweet see you in abit lol

by Roood boy March 5, 2020