by Mr. Blue Steel February 1, 2023

Stranger 1: Oi Johnson have u heard about that guy who went university but ended up on a building site 40k in debt, what a mug.
Stranger 2: Yeah Joel i have, university is a mugs game, lets go to the pub and headbutt a child.
Stranger 2: Yeah Joel i have, university is a mugs game, lets go to the pub and headbutt a child.
by Johnsonthebigman January 31, 2021

by NT1 March 16, 2011

by Geewillies May 1, 2008

A regular mugging will rob you of your possessions. Money, your watch, a phone maybe. A social mugging will rob you of something far more precious. Your time. The standard interaction for people you don't know very well (or don't really like) is to simply say "Morning" and they reply with "Morning". We all know this. You can even try the throwaway "How's it going?" BUT BE WARNED. Some people will see this as a conversational opener and will then proceed to tell you their life story. Walking away will not help at this point, nor will pretending to be otherwise engaged in other tasks. Like a well trained limpet they will stick like glue until they have robbed you of your time, and most of your soul. Leaving you shaken, upset and worried for all future outings.
Husband: Hey honey, you ok? You like hell! You only went out for bread 2 hours ago??
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
by Obi Jon Kenobi September 4, 2018

When you try to type in muhahahaha and your phone autocorrects you to let you know you should buy a mug from habana, Cuba.
by Littleolmegg January 27, 2015

The coolest mf nigga that you would ever probably meet. He's a soundcloud rapper and can fuck yo bitch with some crusty socks on. Usually yung mug likes to suck the fart out a chicks bootyhole, but that's only on Tuesdays.
by YUNGMUG June 1, 2017
