bussy hair

A expression @joewoahy on TikTok says a lot.
by Midari Ikishima November 08, 2020
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Daddy Hair

A hair-do on a little girl that was obviously done by her father. This could be a pony tail, a braid or any other style that is put together haphazardly and half falling out.
Did you see poor little Emily? She had some serious daddy hair.
by SnappingOrchid August 24, 2010
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Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.
After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.
by kevinjanko July 11, 2008
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PHK's Hair

PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.
Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"

Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
by The Lizard Kingzzz October 11, 2011
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Pensi Hair

if you type this into youtube comments, you will be banned off the site forever.
Pensi Hair
by TheHylian12 August 27, 2017
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Hair Berries

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.
I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.

Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018
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Hoth hair

the condition of one's hair after long-term exposure to cold, snowy weather; usually, a direct result of snow having melted upon a hatless head

(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)
"I should blow-dry this mess upon my head lest I walk around with Hoth hair for the remainder of the evening."
by Professor Echo September 08, 2014
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