(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"
by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
by phumplik January 08, 2018
starting with the popular avatar the last air-bender series/movie an over the counter bender is the secret bending style not talked about by the nations of fire,water,earth,and air while anyone can become an over the counter bender it takes much skill and training if you wish to learn just ask your mother she has seen the bending style many times....
Fire bender: dude why is it that my girlfriend is so distant...
Water bender: maybe you should become an over the counter bender ?
Fire bender: but how do i learn such a fascinating art?
Water bender: your mother taught me everything i need to know about over the counter bending...
Water bender: maybe you should become an over the counter bender ?
Fire bender: but how do i learn such a fascinating art?
Water bender: your mother taught me everything i need to know about over the counter bending...
by BDK bout ma lazar.. December 11, 2010
One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.
A singularly expertised individual.
One who uses up all the off-cuts.
A singularly expertised individual.
One who uses up all the off-cuts.
by Hereticdark September 13, 2011
It is where a girl (Preferable with a Vagina) is riding yo dick and then twists around in a 359 degree motion and then pushes her stomach forward bending your dick and snapping your dick with the possibility of ripping it off.
Person 1: Yo, my girl just did the Double Reverse Dick Bender
Person 2: Damn, did it hurt
Person 1: Yes, my dick is permanently sticking up now
Person 2: Remember to remind me to do this next time I get a chick at the bar
Person 2: Damn, did it hurt
Person 1: Yes, my dick is permanently sticking up now
Person 2: Remember to remind me to do this next time I get a chick at the bar
by Zombiedead3 YT October 23, 2019
A common insult used for people who are often reffered to as Boris. Can be used interchangeably with Boris Bender Baby Man, Borisimo, and Boristle Moe.
Person A: Wow look at Boris over there throwing a tantrum because he was called cankle queen.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.
by McShrekNuggets May 20, 2021
A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.
Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?
by Xerxy April 14, 2006