Jacob

Jacob is a boy who loves sports. He is funny and smart. Sometimes he has anger issues. Friendly to everyone. He is not mean. A lot of girls like him.

P.S. I’m a Jacob

Girl: You know that new boy Jacob
Girl 2: Of course, he is cute
Jacob: (walks to the girls) hi
Both Girls:*blushing*

by ImA Jacob14 April 20, 2018

jacob's

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Testicles.....origin : Jacobs Cream Crackers (Knackers) - Jacobs Cream Cracker Biscuits perhaps the best known of all UK plain Cracker Biscuits

'Do exactly as I ask, or I'll cut your f*cking Jacob's off!"

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

Jacob

A tall dude with freckles a tiny cock and huge feet. He finds himself funny but all the cheerleaders think he's autistic. His favorite thing to do is to break out his tweasers and jerk off his uncircumcised dick.

Jacob is not snipped

by C's hqhdhdbhd November 13, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a gigantic self-loving jerk with the mentality of a two-year old. He will go out of his way to be a jerk to anyone who doesn't agree with him. He tries to act cool in front of his friends but it never works. He get very embarrassed if anyone sees him with his family. If you know a guy named Jacob he's probably a dick.

Jacob is a jerk.
Jacob isn't cool.
Jacob is a nerd.

by WeirdoBeardoIsAWeirdo January 28, 2019

Jacob

Jacob's are little bitches. They always complain, there sad, because they are so damn lonely. Jacob's insult other people to bring themselves joy.

Damn that dude is a little complaining bitch, yeah that's a classic jacob right there.

by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.

Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog

by ALLAMOOG October 28, 2013

Jacob

A Jacob has countless sides to him and tends to be someone he’s not. If you’re not careful you will be easily lost in his charm and his eyes. You never trust a Jacob because they will break you’re heart because they believe that they are better than you and be embarrassed to be seen with you in front of his so called ‘friends’. He will do anything for his friends even though he means nothing to them and he knows that deep down he will never be one of them. Jacob likes to game and is described as having a stale gamer sweat, spends most of his time at home texting countless girls at once just to inflate his ego even more, even though all of them friend zone him or he will ‘friend’ zone them. If you fall for a Jacob you won’t come out the person.

A: Hi my names Jacob.

B: Cya!

by Jskdjakoals October 8, 2019