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Slapping Purses

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners
Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.
by Basely Minor November 23, 2019
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bust on slap

to leave, to exit a situation. can also be reversed and used as "slap on bust". or shortened to just slap, or bust.
are you ready to bust on slap from here?
by cjhstl June 8, 2009
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Banana Slap-It

It is like punch buggie. but its on the beach.
When you see a person in a speedo, or banana hammock, you punch your friend.

Adding the "no punch back " phrase is optional.
Dude, fat dude in a speedo, "Banana Slap-It, no punch back!"
by Jeezy 117 May 27, 2009
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clap slap

When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.
Shit... If that kitchen bitch keeps flappin’ her gums, Imma clap slap dat hoe.
by B-rizzle Leeroy November 28, 2019
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Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
by Danger500 May 17, 2011
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slap a fifth

The act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.
Trey wanted to get sauced so he said, "let's slap a fifth."
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.
by #thatguyinthecorner January 15, 2013
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Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.
Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night
by Gingerballin November 13, 2018
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