Poison Ivy

What the nerd boy in IT complains about being everywhere when they’re going to look for one of the other boys missing brother
He’s so over sensitive like there’s not Poison Ivy everywhere
by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018
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poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you
Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
by 23dmdn January 20, 2023
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Felgeto Poisoning

An unknown but very common condition present in hot and humid environments, often developed due to the extreme heat in one’s car when they get in after leaving it in the sun all day. The chemicals used to treat leather, vinyl, plastic, and fabric to preserve it’s life over longer periods, but cannot withstand the magnified heat achieved from the car’s glass. Symptoms include discolored skin, thinning hair and hair loss, Sickle Cell Anemia, Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma, and even death.
My car’s AC doesn’t work right and it’s sooooo hot today. I’m afraid I’m gonna get felgeto poisoning
by ciaragoldin July 05, 2018
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Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.
Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.
by fraggerdude May 13, 2025
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Pickle poison.

When a pickle gets poisoned and you eat it as a date.
“Yo Matt, I dare you to pickle poison.”

“Dude okay”
by Laceythepaninihead September 07, 2019
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poison kiss

A kiss from a toxic person yet they still draw you in with their charm.

A terrible kiss
Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.

Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.
by Qwerty The Queen February 23, 2021
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Mako Poisoning

Mako Poisoning is a phenomenon when people (usually white) visit or move to South East Asia and they become so enamored with the country and fail to see the negatives. It also includes deflecting or denying any type of criticism of said and saying "this could happen anywhere" or "if it was in America they would just get shot instead."
My friend has some serious Mako Poisoning he said Vietnam he still loves Vietnam after they got denied from a hospital after an accident.

I don't have Mako poisoning Vietnam really does have better infrastructure than America.

I realized my coworkers have Mako poisoning when they told me Vietnam has better hygiene than America.

Do I have Mako Poisoning if I think laws in Thailand protect children more than they do in America.
by Namissoamazing August 19, 2023
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