zoolander

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Zoolaliophobia

The fear of talking animals.

Babe is not the movie for some who has a zoolaliophobia.

by BoBerryCari March 14, 2011

zoolander

Mild entertainment to pass the time.

I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

zooax-wagamoo

code word- used when talking about a teacher behind their back

" it looks like zooax-wagamoo is about to attack an eskino again"

by bibby! March 1, 2005

Zoolander driver

someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling

person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"

person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."

by Kbrod June 10, 2011

zoolander

The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.

This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"

After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.

by Zeus is the Lord August 13, 2016

Zoola

To describe a situation that appears to be scary, controversial, dangerous, and or uncertain.

Man, I was over at Tracy's place last night. That night was so zoola because I found out that that chick had a dick.

by IheartTSwift September 14, 2010