zinger

Zinger, or zingers is an evil weapon that Minnesotan kids from the graduating class of the 2010s decade would use to torment their peers with. The weapons were intricately made by taking apart mechanical pencils and using staples or other pieces of metal they could find to shoot other kids with. Teachers never caught on because it was insanely fast.

WTF? He just hit me with a fucking zinger, that shit stings like a bitch.

by salsaalyssa October 15, 2016

Zinger

An instant sensation in your clit when you feel turned on. This could be through sexting, porn or the real deal standing right in front of you. Your clit will throb telling you it wants more.

Catalina gave me a zinger last night when she sent me a text saying she wanted to fuck me.

by Maxwell Smith Allen III January 16, 2020

Zinger

The best, most delightful pastry, sometimes referred to as a God turd. Has been known to enduce superpowers and long periods of ecstasy.

( Part 1 )
Ryan: Dude you totally just lifted that car.
John: Yea man, it's cuz i had Zingers.

( Part 2 )
Ryan: What's that stain on your crotch?
John: Oh, that was the ecstacy enduced by Zingers.

by DudeToTheDudeMan February 9, 2010

zinger

opposite of the shocker; whereas it's ONE in the pink and TWO in the stink.

man i gave sally the ol' zinger last night and she freaked!

by sickbastard June 29, 2007

Zinger

When a big black cock cums inside a hot chicks butthole. The girl begins to fart while the black guy holds a bubble wand next to her asshole and begins to create figures from the cum.

Abby could not wait to make Zingers with her boyfriend Deshaun.

by Captian LongDongSilver Slong January 25, 2011

zinger

when a woman roofies a man with viagra.

i didn't want to have sex with her, but she zingered me and i had no choice.

by bunny126 May 14, 2011

Zinger

A pakistani that is godlike at cs;

WOW! Zinger really needs to stop knifing Tagliente!

by Tagliente Loves Men March 8, 2005