by ilikepiealot December 16, 2008

verb: To emotionally manipulate an individual or party during either a crucial moment or decision process, so as to elicit an angry or violent response, which leads to an advantageous upperhand for an opposing party or rival.
noun: An individual who is emotionally perturbed intentionly but underhandedly by a rival so as to gain an upperhand in a social or compettitive standing.
noun: An individual who is emotionally perturbed intentionly but underhandedly by a rival so as to gain an upperhand in a social or compettitive standing.
"John was totally played during the conference and made to loose his temper. He got totally Zidaned by his competition and looked the fool for it."
"He's smart but can be quite a Zidane and provoked to stupid acts when stressed and taunted when the pressure's on."
"He's smart but can be quite a Zidane and provoked to stupid acts when stressed and taunted when the pressure's on."
by EverescentBlue July 10, 2006

guy 1: Dude did you see that janie's gaping vagina?
guy 2: yea i totally gave her the zidane all night
guy 1: nice i oughta try that out
guy 2: yea i totally gave her the zidane all night
guy 1: nice i oughta try that out
by frosty austy January 22, 2009

by Xmmxk October 1, 2016

Zidane is a pussy who acts big but when it gets to real shit he’s scared. He’s also someone who can only beef girls coz he’s too much of a pussio to fight guys
by 23333 May 28, 2018

by starky July 5, 2006

Main character of Final Fantasy IX. He is a genome with a tail. He's also a thief with a decent sense of humour.
"Oooh, soft!" - Zidane tribal's remark after pinching Garnet's ass
"You don't need a reason to help people"
"You don't need a reason to help people"
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008
