A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it.
by Pikleztoastycrumptez02 December 30, 2021
A funeral consultant with the fattest, most juicy ass in the whole of tevyat, ass cheeks so fat when he moves a milimetre it creates an earthquake because of those damn fat cheeks.
by zhonglisfatass May 27, 2022
Another ugly ass archon, tf, why tf are the geo and anemo archon so damn ugly, aren’t they suppose to be archons-
Zhongli is grandpa
by Venti Starbucks drink June 17, 2021
verb: to have an abnormally large male anatomy. These men are prone to; stealing yo girl, stealing yo mama, stealing yo sister, stealing yo daddy ( less often but still be cautious).
"MOMMY THAT MAN HAS A ZHONGLI BIG PILLAR"
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
by yomamasbodypillow December 11, 2020
The most attractive man to walk this earth other than xiao and arataki itto he is a georgeous sight ecspecially on nsfw sites -madame ping👵🏻
by Vexxx December 01, 2021
by No.1TartagliaMainOnNASomeDay June 30, 2022