Zebratard

A mythical creature that is half pig, half eagle, and half zebra (1/2+1/2+1/2=3/2= improper fraction). 1 1/2 of a creature. it is very rare and a graceful dancer. Also, it is Gay!!!

Hey, guys, look at that zebratard!!

by Fat Zack December 17, 2008

zebra faced banana wrap

When a woman (usually a friends mom or grandmother) receives a dump and cum shot at the same time on her face from two seperate men. Then she gets on all fours and receives double anal from the same two men. Usually performed after a romantic date or on honeymoons.

I finally know i'm not gay because I performed my first zebra faced banana wrap last night with my friends g-ma and her friend.

by the goat banger December 23, 2009

Zebra style

you whip your dick out, the lady is on all fours you have black and white paint on both hands with every pump you rub the pain down her back and at the climax moment you pump as hard as you can flinging her still in zebra position but now her legs and feet are pointing out instead of on the ground and you are under her and after the climax she falls limp on to you, simulating the zebra getting shot by a poacher

I just had amazing zebra style with Bonnie last night

by Dan Wro April 2, 2015

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

Zebra

An obscure illness, disease or condition affecting a comparatively small number of people, but with symptoms somewhat similar to one or more different and more common illnesses.

It is named because these diseases/conditions are sometimes misdiagnosed by well meaning (but often inexperienced) doctors when something far more common is actually the cause. Medical students are told "remember, if you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras".

Doctor 1 - "I think this patient may have Castleman's disease"
Doctor 2 - "Castleman's disease is a zebra, there are far more likely causes of his fever and weight loss."

by PiemasterUK December 9, 2010

Gay Zebra

A troll response to someone who asks what "GZ" means (Originally meaning Congratulations). Commonly used on the mobile MMO: Summoners War: Sky Arena.

Person 1: Wow, Gz!
Person 2: What does "Gz" mean?
Trolls in chat: it means Gay Zebra

by Sumear May 24, 2016

wounded zebra

A female who you notice to be very drunk. Deriving from a lion hunting the weakest zebra in the pack, you move in and take her down...or to bed. Easy prey.

These chicks are gonna fall over...actually this whole bar is full of wounded zebra!

by Zack Norton September 29, 2006