fuck your hat

An expression given to another person who is annoying, or full of bullshit, used to insult the person and suggesst that they are useless.

"Yeah, so what if you bought a new tv! Go fuck your hat!"

by Ryan Knox September 5, 2005

National Fuck your Girlfriend Day

Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!

Bro me and my girlfriend finna get nasty on national fuck your girlfriend day.

by WillSmithBitches April 12, 2019

fuck your time

1. When you don't have time for bullshit
2. used to show that the person is a waste of time/waste of anything
3. When you have nothing else to say

Man whore: let's hook up but keep this between me and you
Girl: nah, fuck your time.

Girl:can u come over and bring me ice cream?:)
Boy: if we don't makeout or some shit after then fuck your time

by Supergurl4 October 27, 2013

Fuck Your Couch

To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.

Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.

Rick: Fuck your couch!

Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.

Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!

by Brickwell August 28, 2006

fuck your chicken strips

a classic vine, normally used for people to decribe food

David, how's your food? Do you want to try mine?

Fuck your chicken strips.

by okay_grace January 20, 2018

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

Fuck Your Face All Day

#FYFAD

Some crazy artist on Instagram created an illustration and someone made some stickers. You may or may not have seen these stickers posted around the world.

Can be taken the wrong way but also an adorably cute sticker made for kicks.

You're being a real shithead man, Fuck Your Face All Day.

by MonsterTime November 27, 2012