Get the toot your own hornmug. v. A metaphor for a person or a group of people believing their own lies and propaganda. The effects of doing this can be comical, e.g., Baghdad Bob, but this is usually the harbinger of the demise of the practitioner(s).
When Mikhail Gorbachev instituted Perestroika and Glasnost, it was obvious that the leadership of the Soviet Union was having a big session of "drink your own bathwater," assuming that Communism was actually about helping workers. Glasnost exposed the average Russian to the lies they had been told, particularly about how awful their standard-of-living was as compared to the West. Subsequently, Gorbachev and the Soviet Union lasted only six years.
by Dan Weyandt March 27, 2013
Get the drink your own bathwatermug. When a female is engaging in some sort of stimulus resulting in sexual arousal.
Comes from the show Workaholics.
Comes from the show Workaholics.
by ragnarqk_ October 12, 2016
Get the baking your own muffinmug. Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
Get the tooting your own dickmug. Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.
Welp, imma suck my own cock now.
Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.
Why are you sucking your own cock?
Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.
Why are you sucking your own cock?
by BOIIIIIbig July 20, 2020
Get the Sucking your own cockmug. -When someone is paying more attention to what you're doing then what they're doing.
-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.
-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.
Bob: hey Bill......you done with that tire change yet?!
Bill: hey Bob....?
Bob: what?
Bill:..........watch your own bobber
Bill: hey Bob....?
Bob: what?
Bill:..........watch your own bobber
by lo-ca$h August 20, 2016
Get the Watch your own bobbermug. Man, Brendan really got fucked by his own bananas this semester. Maybe if he'd smoked a little less weed he wouldn't have a .25 gpa. - Fucked by your own bananas
by orangecrush1221 May 4, 2008
Get the Fucked by your own bananasmug.