it's not gay if you're underway 

Homosexual acts are acceptable - indeed, not gay at all - if performed on a naval vessel away from port.

"I licked the Able Seaman's balls while he came on my face, but it's not gay if you're underway, am I right?"

it's not gay if you're underway by Cpt. Jack Hoff November 3, 2007

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier 

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

do it and you're cool 

This saying is used to peer pressure others into doing bad activities, such as drugs, pooing in front of others, or drinking another dude's piss. However, it sounds so retarded that it can only be used ironically, and my friends and I often use it in a very joking and ironic context, encouraging each other to do absolutely retarded shit by chanting "do it and you're cool"

Dave: You should do drugs and eat poo on the balcony
Tomas: What the fuck? In Hungary, drugs are punished by horse archer firing squad, and I don't want that fate
Dave: Do it and you're cool

do it and you're cool by HandleBrake12 November 11, 2020

You're Never Gonna Make It 

Words that are used by Luke Hemmings when you are trying to say some thing but he won't let you

Calum:"Hi I'm Ashton Irwin best drummer in the world"
Luke:"Cut! Cut! Cut! You're Never Gonna Make It"

You're Never Gonna Make It by You're Never Gonna Make It June 7, 2020

You're Going to Get It! 

When you are about to get into deep trouble, you are asking for the consequences.

"The next time someone talks back to me, you're going to get it!"

You're Going to Get It! by J.T. Chestnut October 9, 2019

Do it and you're warm 

In case you are already cool and would rather not be, instead of saying do it and you're cool an alternative is do it and you're hot.

Ricky did not want to chug the cold bottle of water because he was freezing, but Megan told him " Do it and you're warm " so he did.

Do it and you're warm by Miranda Gallio April 29, 2020

Shut your ass because you're talking out of it 

Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.

Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.

Shut your ass because you're talking out of it by MattSav September 23, 2008