Yoed

When you're baked as fuck and can't make any logical sense

Dude.. Jim is so yoed right now

Yo matt let's go get yoed and watch Rick and Morty

by bamboozler22 November 1, 2016

yoked

Irish Slang for being high on ecstasy tablets.
Commonly used in and around the Holylands Belfast and Derry.

"I'm fucking yoked in Thompsons" this translates to "I am high on ecstasy tablets in Thompsons"

by theyoker3000 February 3, 2017

yoked

To get grabbed or pulled in a jerk like manor by the neck or arm causing an almost whiplash like motion.

He tried to run away with my money but I yoked his ass.

Some dude got yoked out of his car in traffic by a nigga named darrell.

by Charley Sciascia May 19, 2006

yoked

Excessively over-built musculature.

As in... Christopher Bates.

by MRN February 24, 2004

equally yoked

Two people together as a couple equal in looks.

I would never date a girl unless we were equally yoked!

by Dimegirl May 19, 2018

Yoed

Yoed is the name parents gives a chubby mildly obese kid. He loves playing video games where he gets carried.

Yoed love cake.

by Yoed rocks123 May 30, 2018

Yoked

Usually post work out, meaning to be ripped up like Rambo. If you don't have veins trying to come out of your skin, your not yoked.

1. you spent all your rent money on protein? WTF dude?

Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.

2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.

3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED

by morgizz October 11, 2010