Yesterday Me

The inconsiderate asshole who is to be blamed for everything that goes wrong in your life.

Example 1

I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty.

Example 2
Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again!
Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!

by B0hem May 18, 2010

born day before yesterday

Slang sarcastic term for when a person doesn’t know much but does know something.

You know, I wasn’t exactly born yesterday, I was born day before yesterday!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

YesterFace

when a woman has the old make up on from the day before

I got drunk and the club and went home with him and woke up with bad yesterface.

by tytyjean August 25, 2010

Yesterlay

A term used to describe someone who you have previously hooked up with, or laid, but who no longer holds any sort of significance to you.

Friend: What happened to that girl you've been seeing?
You: Lucy? Oh, she's such a yesterlay.

by Squidsquid March 20, 2013

yesterday

the title of a great beatles song!!!
the beatles rock!

Yesterday...love was such an easy game to play...

by qwerty April 17, 2005

yesterday

a completely genius song written by the greatest band on earth

"yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
now it looks although theyre here to stay
oh i believe in yesterday

suddenly, im not half the man i used to be
theres a shadow hanging over me
oh yesterday came suddenly

WHY SHE HAD TO GO, I DONT KNOW, SHE WOULDNT SAY
I SAID SOMETHING WRONG, NOW I LONG FOR YESTERDAY..."

-THE BEATLES(GO RINGO!)

i love that song, YESTERDAY!!!

by go ringo! May 10, 2007

Yesterday

(University setting) the last time a class met, whether or not that was the day preceding today.

Yesterday we talked about how to make a video using iMovie.

by Dictionary Nerd June 5, 2009