WTFU

Abbreviation, short hand text for "Wake The F*ck Up".

i.e: Get a clue, pay attention, be alert, be conscious, think.

1. Please WTFU, he doesn't like you!
2. Dear world, please WTFU!
3. I wish this girl would WTFU and stop behaving like an idiot.

by CandyAcidReign September 25, 2011

wtfu

Abbreviated version of "Wake The Fuck Up". Used in chat rooms of any kind when a person is AFK and somebody wants to talk to them. See also STFU

<Homestar>I'm going afk, TTYL
<Strong_bad> Hey i wasnt done talking to you! WTFU!

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

wtfbbqpwn

To completely own someone so bad they were just fried. Such to be zapped by a laser ray or such.

WoW player: WOH do0d!! i jst wtfbbqpwnd that n00b wt 2271676371627831682k ms crit!!

by skajdkasjkd October 15, 2005

wtfuck

a violent exclamation or question that indicates a disregard for the abbreviation wtf at the same time

wtfuck are you talking about?

by jash November 11, 2006

wtfba

Wtfba or “where the fat bitches at?” is used when you want to know where the thick bitch are at

Person 1: hey wassup dood?
Person 2: nun. Wtfba?
Person 1: oh down the street

by Kissmyazz69 September 13, 2018

WTFuckery

1. When WTF just isn't good enough to describe your astonishment at the situation.

2. WTF to the power of 10.

3. Used when you want to add letters at the end of WTF to make yourself sound extra baffled.

WTFuckery you still watch Pokemon!? Why haven't I made fun of you yet?

by Supertrek89 October 9, 2009

WTFbomb

A completely disorienting, or random, statement that leaves one extremely confused.

"Hey, I saw your half-mother buying a lamp from a seedy sex shop a few years ago."
"What?! Dude, you just totally dropped a WTFbomb on me!"

by Brittney and Megan September 12, 2008