wirelesssquatting

The act of stealing wireless from your neigbor or a business that has an unsecured wireless router.

"We can't afford cable or DSL, so we are wirelesssquatting from our landlord downstairs"

by Michael Jahn March 17, 2007

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

verizon wireless

Whilst approaching orgasm, the male will pull out, then splooge in the ear orifice of the female, simultaneously chanting, "Can you here me now bitch? Can you hear me now?"

Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!

by 69AllTheTime January 4, 2009

dual wielding

The use of two weapons, one in each hand, during combat.
Can either be projectile or melee weapons.

Chow Yun Fat is most famous for dual wielding handguns in his action movies.

by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 8, 2006

Cunt Wieler

The act of twisting one's vagina a full 360 degrees.

Fucking hell, I got a cunt wieler last night!

by heyguysh December 4, 2010

dual wield

1) To use two firearms at the same time. Popular in many action-oriented FPP shooters. But not the good ones like Doom, Quake or Deus Ex. Apparently rather ineffective in real life.
2) To use two one-handed melee weapons at the same time, rather than one weapon and a shield. Seen a lot in all kinds of RPGs. Probably would be effective in real life if mastered, but seems like no one ever bothered to try.
3) To stick one fist into the girl's baby hole and the other fist into her poohole.
4) To jerk off two cocks at the same time, wielding them akin to clubs or swords. A display of great multitasking, passion and ingenuity.

Much of Hungarian porn from the 1990s featured copious amounts of scenes involving dual wielding penises. Actress Michelle Wild (born Katalin Vad) was quite famous for being placed in such a setup in quite a number of scenes in her time.

by Xfing January 24, 2014

wrigley

wrigley singular wrigleys plural, noun: Terminology that refers to a particularly young attractive female in attendence at Major League Baseball's National League Chicago Cubs franchise stadium (Wrigley Field), Chicago, watching a baseball game, by long-time denizens of the bleacher section of the indicated stadium.

Chuck...did you see that cute group of wrigleys sitting over in right field?

by RandallORD June 11, 2006